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Every car that enters the city pays. Buy or sell, same booth, same cut. No friends-and-family lane. No “I know a guy.” 5% off the quote, every swap.
toll booth — city limits
Grand Tax Auto
$GTA-X
Crime pays. So do the taxes.
Launching on Pons v2 · Robinhood Chain
Briefing
The Heist
Three moves. One tax. Nobody walks for free.
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The bag hits the table. Four parts to the crew holding $GTA-X. One part to the driver — Pons — for running the pool and not crashing the van. We do not touch the driver’s fare.
back room — bag on the table
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The 4% does not teleport into your pocket. It accrues. You hold $GTA-X, you open ponsfamily.com/profile, you connect the same wallet, you claim ETH. Sit in the van and wait if you want. The take does not chase you.
pons profile — claim window
“No cheat codes. 5% forever. Claim it or leave it on the table.”
The Take
Watch the taxes roll in
Every buy and sell on Pons skims 5%. This number is the chain, not a spreadsheet.
●●●○ VICE--:--69%★★★☆☆
Tax Dept
The Take · Live from Chain 4663
Taxes created
$0.00
Waiting on the heist
CA not set
Holders 4%$0.00
Pons 1%$0.00
Recent skims
No bodies yet. Launch the token.
5% off every trade · read direct from Pons v2
Every trade takes its cut
The Cut
How the Bag Gets Split
Pause-menu numbers. No pie chart that looks like a bank pitch.
the street tax — buy or sell, same meter
5%
Crew (holders)4%
claimed as ETH on Pons profile
Driver (Pons)1%
platform fare, not ours
form gtx-05 · street levy
- Tax in
- 5% every trade
- Tax out
- 5% every trade
- Crew cut
- 4% of every trade, pro-rata to holders
- Driver cut
- 1% Pons
- Pair
- ETH
- City
- Robinhood Chain · 4663
- Front door
- Pons v2
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000 — whole take printed at launch. No second mint.
- CA
- [PLACEHOLDER — CONTRACT ADDRESS]
Holder fee sharing ON. If that switch is off, the crew is not getting paid — do not launch it off.
Gear up before the swap
The Job
How You Get in the Van
Four steps. Then you collect. Miss a step, you are on foot.
- 01
Get a ride
Objective: self-custody wallet
Install a wallet that can add Robinhood Chain — MetaMask, Rabby, Rainbow. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Put the paper in a drawer. Anyone asking for that phrase is robbing you.
- 02
Load the trunk
Objective: ETH on chain 4663
Bridge or send ETH onto Robinhood Chain. Leave a little extra for gas so you do not stall in the alley mid-swap.
- 03
Hit the front door
Objective: connect on Pons
Open Pons v2. Connect the wallet. Approve the pop-up. If the site asks for your seed, you are in the wrong building. Leave.
- 04
Take the bag
Objective: swap ETH → $GTA-X
Paste the contract (when it is live). Pick your ETH size. Confirm. That is the whole heist. The top “Buy on Pons” button is this door — until the CA is pinned it is a locked gate. Do not buy a fake CA from a comment.
- 05
Collect the skim
Objective: claim your 4%
Keep holding. When trades happen, your cut accrues in ETH. Open ponsfamily.com/profile, connect the same wallet, hit claim. No “claim bot.” No DM. If you skip this step you still hold the token — you just left money on the table.
Breaking
Until the contract is live, do not send ETH anywhere. Fake CAs are the oldest trick in Vice.
Wanted level
The Job
Five stars. One take. We do not do “Q3 synergy.”
ACTIVE
Mission 01
Case the Joint
The Setup
Engine’s running. Site’s live, tax is 5% on every trade — 4% back to the crew holding $GTA-X, 1% to Pons for doing the driving. Robinhood Chain. Pons v2. We pin the CA the second the vault door opens, wire the live tax phone, and let the first skims hit the ledger.
“first pass in the van”
NEXT
Mission 02
Street Tax
Lights on, meters running
First buys. First sells. First money-drop to holders. Chart goes on the phone, Dexscreener gets the pair, “Buy on Pons” stops being a dead button. If you are holding, the city is already paying you rent.
“they always pay the toll”
LOCKED
Mission 03
Assemble the Crew
No snitches, loud memes
X fills up. Telegram if we need a back room. Heist clips, wanted-level raids, crew callouts. Not a roadmap slide — a crew. The tax does not care who you are. The culture does.
“Lester hates this part”
LOCKED
Mission 04
The Paleto Run
Bigger roads, same skim
Volume is the getaway driver. More eyes on the pair, tighter liquidity, louder nights. Listings and extra charts only if they actually help the take. We do not buy billboards to look legit. We let the 5% work.
“lose the chopper, keep the bag”
LOCKED
Mission 05
Five Star Take
Crime pays. So do the taxes.
The board stays up after the credits. Holders still eat. The phone still counts. Grand Tax Auto is not a season finale — it is the city. Five stars means the sirens never turn off and the skim never sleeps.
“nobody walks away clean”
“No cheat codes. No insider cuts. 5% off every trade, forever.”
4% back to the holders
Tip Line
No Snitches
You have the right to remain degen. Anything you ape can and will be used on the chart.
Not the game. Not Rockstar. Not a studio with a health plan. $GTA-X is a community token on Pons v2, Robinhood Chain, paired against ETH. Neon 80s crime-movie paint job. Simple rule: every trade pays a street tax. Crime pays. So do the taxes.
Everybody who buys or sells. 5% off the top, every swap, no VIP lane. 4% is the creator cut — and that whole 4% gets kicked back to people holding $GTA-X. 1% is Pons, the platform running the pool. Hold the bag, sit in the van, collect when the city moves.
Because Pons is the driver. They route the swap, they run the pool, they keep the engine from seizing. That 1% is their fare. We do not set it, we do not hold it, we do not “reinvest” it in a mysterious marketing wallet. Pay the driver. Keep the 4%.
Any self-custody wallet that speaks Robinhood Chain. MetaMask, Rabby, Rainbow — if it can add chain 4663, you are in. Bridge or fill it with ETH. Leave a little extra for gas so you do not stall in the alley. Never type your recovery phrase into a website. If a stranger in a Hawaiian shirt asks for your seed, that is a mugger.
Open Pons. Paste the contract when it is live. Pick your ETH size. Confirm. That is the whole heist. “Buy on Pons” at the top of this site is the front door — until the CA is pinned it is still a locked gate. No cheat codes, no insider window, no “DM me for WL.”
No. This is fan-paint and a tax joke. Zero affiliation with Rockstar Games, Take-Two, or anyone who has ever shipped a wanted star. You cannot buy a Comet with it. You cannot bribe a cop with it. You hold it, or you do not.
Contract drops when we launch on Pons v2 — it will replace the placeholder on this page, on the tax phone, and on the buy button. Until then there is nothing to paste and nothing to audit. No report, no “trust me bro” PDF. When a real CA exists, it will sit in the open. Until then, do not send ETH at a fake address you saw in a comment.
It is a meme with a 5% street tax. No intrinsic value, no expected return, no Lester in your ear with a guaranteed Paleto Score. Crypto is a five-star chase. Never ape more than you can watch burn in the rear-view. Nothing on this site is investment advice. If it sounds like a promise, it is not us.
“You have the right to DYOR. If you cannot afford a lawyer, you cannot afford a 10 ETH market buy.”
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